About Me
I am female, sixteen, and living in a small town in the middle of a state everyone has mistaken ideas of. I'm not stupid enough to name the state, but I'm sure you can figure it out through my blogs, if you were that kind of creep. And perhaps you ARE a creeper...gross. Get off here.
I have golden hair, eyes to match (but on the green side) and a heart set on fire for God.
Boys who believe in abstinence and Jesus make me smile--they're the ultimate sexy.
I have done ballet, volleyball, softball, and soccer for quite a number of years. This year I threw them all out to pioneer girls' lacrosse in my tiny town.
I don't date, smoke, drink, sleep around, and I try to avoid cussing. That's difficult, because I was in our public high school for a long enough time that four-letter words became a close-to-regular part of my vocabulary.
I think blogging is sort of lame but I do it anyway because it is how I roll.
I love dry humor.
I randomly speak Spanish in daily conversation.
It is freaking snowing where I live and it is May. What. the. Heck?
Recent Entries
Fortune Cookie #14--Concerts
Ha. Ha. Ha. Tonight, my teensy weensy town had a concert. A rapper came and rapped, plus two local boys who are getting pre... read more
Fortune Cookie #13--James
He loves me. Again. Gah! So, here's the deal...James is one of my best friends...and he has had a crush on me since we met. Which, you know... read more
Fortune Cookie #12--hot, hot heat
So basically, I almost passed out today from the heat. Oh, and I also have to write and deliver three speeches to represent my entire school ... read more
Fortune Cookie #11-Small towns
You know you are from my town when: nothing is open until 10:30 AM and it all closes at 5:00 PM. it wouldn't matter if everything opened earli... read more
Fortune Cookie #10-Fathers
Fathers! Be good to your daughters! What has no one heard that song! John Mayer, hello? Obviously, mine hasn't. "Charlotte, you're so fat." "Charlo... read more
Fortune Cookie #8-good lyrics for Schnid
Dear "Schnid", This kind of sums it up. You have done something wrong--very wrong. And actually, you've done a lot of things wrong to a lot of people... read more
There's no such thing as teenagers-Fortune Cookie #8
That's right! Until some guy writing for Reader's Digest made up the term, "teenager" to refer to all 13-19 year-olds in 1941, there was no such ... read more
Fortune Cookie #7--Burn Out Bright
Does it have to start with a broken heart Broken dreams and bleeding parts We were young and world was clear Young ambition , it disappears I swore it... read more
Fortune Cookie #6--lacrosse
LAX, lacrosse, the cross...whatever you know it as, I must say, it is the best sport ever! But there's a stupid cold going around our town an... read more
Not even worthy of Fortune Cookieness
I just wanted to say, that if I were asked to write a fortune cookie right now, it would say: "Hey Ninja, Expect snow everywhere you go." Becau... read more









