I just wanted to say, that if I were asked to write a fortune cookie right now, it would say: "Hey Ninja, Expect snow everywhere you go."
Because it is almost May. And it is snowing right now.
How. gay. is. that?
Not that I am not obsessed with snow. I am. But it started in November and now it's a little old, though one year we got snow in July. NO. JOKE. I have, in fact, had to laugh at the saying, "When it snows in July!" because I have seen snow on the ground in the dead of July.
Our weather can go from below zero to raining to snowing to hailing to in the hundreds--all in a matter of five minutes.
No joke.
Perhaps I live in a vortex.
Completely possible.
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hi,
In fact the weather is controled by God, time to time he allows satan permittion to use the weather to test God's elect. Read what happen to Job in the bible, Satan used weather to kill all 7 of his grown kids. an that not all.
kkingdstyle
Er, yeah, I actually know that. I was reading Job last night (so that's kind of a funny coincidence). That doesn't mean that I can't get upset that it is snowing in MAY. Just like it doesn't mean I can't get upset when someone dies (which happens here constantly, for being a small town with less than one thousand people). I don't get mad at God or anything, I was just saying that--for me--it ruins my plans for today.
But hey, maybe not going out is saving my life or something. Thanks.
thats so weird its snowing in May over there for you guys!when like summer is just next month!
haha you're funny but acctually Snow begins in the atmosphere as water condenses into a tiny droplet. As more and more water vapor condenses onto its surface, the droplet grows. Cold air then freezes this water into an ice crystal.
kids, don't rot your brain with these lies.
p.s. so this is why jesus freks are so stupid!?
I took science. I live in the freaking mountain range. I know snow, believe me.
But thanks for attempting to "de-hypnotize" me.
P.S. Yep. Just kidding. Anyway, I wouldn't say Jesus Freaks are stupid just because they have different opinions than you. I don't say that gays are idiots, right?
they are not stupid because their opinions are different from mine. (and when i say stupid i don't mean like low IQ or anything, i mean logical)
you were brain washed as a kid to believe this rubish, my parent fortunetly let me choose.
you don't listen to the facts, you can't honestly think "God" zapped the earth here along with people. what does god say about dinos? there are fossils and skeletons to prove that... or are those skeletons and fossils lies?
what you think is true has no scientific background to prove it and no facts, just some book that by th e way, wasn't wrote by god!
i'm not sure who its by but it how those people believe life should be lived in like b.c. or a.d. times.
i don't know why you live your life by those people's standards, whom are not god...