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Fortune Cookie #14--Concerts
Ha. Ha. Ha. Tonight, my teensy weensy town had a concert. A rapper came and rapped, plus two local boys who are getting pre... read more
Fortune Cookie #13--James
He loves me. Again. Gah! So, here's the deal...James is one of my best friends...and he has had a crush on me since we met. Which, you know... read more
Fortune Cookie #12--hot, hot heat
So basically, I almost passed out today from the heat. Oh, and I also have to write and deliver three speeches to represent my entire school ... read more
Fortune Cookie #11-Small towns
You know you are from my town when: nothing is open until 10:30 AM and it all closes at 5:00 PM. it wouldn't matter if everything opened earli... read more
Fortune Cookie #10-Fathers
Fathers! Be good to your daughters! What has no one heard that song! John Mayer, hello? Obviously, mine hasn't. "Charlotte, you're so fat." "Charlo... read more
Fortune Cookie #8-good lyrics for Schnid
Dear "Schnid", This kind of sums it up. You have done something wrong--very wrong. And actually, you've done a lot of things wrong to a lot of people... read more
There's no such thing as teenagers-Fortune Cookie #8
That's right! Until some guy writing for Reader's Digest made up the term, "teenager" to refer to all 13-19 year-olds in 1941, there was no such ... read more
Fortune Cookie #7--Burn Out Bright
Does it have to start with a broken heart Broken dreams and bleeding parts We were young and world was clear Young ambition , it disappears I swore it... read more
Fortune Cookie #6--lacrosse
LAX, lacrosse, the cross...whatever you know it as, I must say, it is the best sport ever! But there's a stupid cold going around our town an... read more
Not even worthy of Fortune Cookieness
I just wanted to say, that if I were asked to write a fortune cookie right now, it would say: "Hey Ninja, Expect snow everywhere you go." Becau... read more
